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"Pros wearing Icons
Blacks, whites, browns, nineteen new styles
Oh, I want a pair..."
We've been waiting on the Icon,
for what seems like half a year.
Rory, Luke and Ian have pairs,
all we can do is leer.
We've been waiting on the Icon
it's really quite a bummer.
I call my rep, I check the blog:
"You can pre-order for mid-summer..."
Well c'mon FootJoy it's late July,
By our count, enough time's gone by.
So send a box, FedEx to me;
name: Khaki Crusader, for short: KC
We hope this doesn't take too long
We're running low on humor.
Besides, if you don't act real fast,
I'll place a call to Puma...
And you don't want that...do ya?