Friday, May 29, 2009

Inside the Ropes

(Photo borrowed from Getty Images)

JD: "Ya know, Darren, we're probably the last two wild pants wearin', tobacco smokin' fools out here..."

DC: "Ta be honest John, those neon pants I wore added at least 10 lbs."

JD: "Guess I should consider myself lucky then, that I was born with this statuesque figure..."


txq said...

Hey, Pants de Neon, you've become a fountain of jokes.

Lose the pants. You've made your fashion statement, the statement being you don't know how to buy pants.

One-Eyed Golfer said...

What I might consider wearing if I am paying for the clothing may differ drastically from clothing I will wear from a sponsor paying me to wear them.

I am a clothes harlot.

Alas, to date, the sponsors have not darkened my door with offers...

txq said...

When are JD's pants gonna make a statuesque exit?

Nauseous fans wanna know.

One-Eyed Golfer said...

What say KC about these khakis?