Friday, May 1, 2009

Sleeved Off

(Photo courtesy of AP/Nell Redmond)

Nike TW Apparel Designer: "So, Tiger you'd like to go a little shorter with the sleeves going forward?"

Tiger: "You bet, I'm looking for a little more clearance."

Designer: "Shorter like Camilo shorter, or shorter like Phil shorter..."

Tiger: "Shorter like Phi.....ah, I mean, not as short as Camilo's..I mean I..."

Designer: "So we'll go for a shorter length kind of like Phil's...?"

Tiger: "You're fired. Seriously, get the %^&# out..."

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