...late nights, booty calls and shiny disco balls on John Daly's pants

(AP Photo by T. Hevezi)

Everyone has been asking me about JD's Loudmouth (TM) pants and I've never given in to the temptation to allow the saga any airtime. However, at the end of the day it's really a fantastic thing for golf - everywhere I turn non-golfers are tuning into sports news sites to see what JD has worn next - and most importantly, for Daly. He's been playing well in Europe, albeit looking like the bastard child of Ted Nugent and Bozo the Clown. If you are, for any reason including temporary insanity, interested in a pair of these "disco balls" pants from Loudmouth golf, here is the link. They even offer a trimmer "Euro fit," (Yay) and you can really complete the look with a matching Apres golf jacket in the same fabric. God help me...and you if you wear these. I'm already embarrassed at my own actions. Bye.

-KC